1. Slivovitz is never late.

2. Slivovitz doesn’t get upset if you look for another glass shot.

3. If you don’t like it, you can just throw it away.

4. You can always be certain you are the very first one who opens the bottle.

5. Slivovitz doesn’t care if you’re ugly and stupid.

6. Every Slivovitz has a narrow bottleneck.

7. Slivovitz doesn’t quarrel if you are drunk.